But other than the sun, there doesn't seem to be much truth to the vampire myths and legends - holy items, garlic, running water - none of these phase vampire Jody, and once she turns C. Thomas (Tommy) Flood, he is likewise mostly invulnerable. It is a A Love Story Series Novel. I finished reading this book no more than a month ago and I already remember next to nothing about it other than the rough outlines of its vampires-in-love plot and the fact that one of the book's characters happened to be a female prostitute styled after members of The Blue Man Group. It is certainly an original take on a story that's been told over and over again. Be the first. I just finished reading You Suck, A Love Story by Christopher Moore.. Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of, Published List Price: 15.99* * Individual store prices may vary. Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) is a service we offer sellers that lets them store their products in Amazon's fulfillment centers, and we directly pack, ship, and provide customer service for these products. How're ever, this one, not so much. Enter Abby Normal. Languages: So as previously posted, I went to a library book sale and went crazy and bought a bunch of books that looked like they would spark my interest. Something went wrong. I read slowly, so this is pretty intense. First of all, I would normally never even think to read this book. By Christopher Moore. A Love Story (Bloodsucking Fiends #2) Christopher Moore. All that aside, "You Suck" is definitely good for a few laughs and moves swiftly, making it well suited for a frivolous summer read. And surprise! Advanced embedding details, examples, and help! This article is within the scope of WikiProject Novels, an attempt to build a comprehensive and detailed guide to novels, novellas, novelettes and short stories on Wikipedia. In You Suck, Christopher Moore returns to the characters who made him famous nearly a decade earlier in his absurdist vampire tale Bloodsucking Fiends. “You Suck” is funny enough to reanimate Mr. Moore’s fans, at least those who wondered about the last book’s squirrel types. EMBED. 3. This is especially true of one Abby Normal, 16 year old goth girl, minion to The Vampire Flood, and part time narrator through her diary entries like this: I started this and thought "Really? Of course there are complications, including an 800 year old vampire who is really pissed and blue hooker. Her. It also analyzes reviews to verify trustworthiness. How to use cocksucking to improve your life. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. Then I looked up my friend's reviews and was like…"Hmmmm, they seem to like it." A vampire story entitled You Suck.. YOU SUCK Christopher Moore. Literally. Louise turned her head to look at him and, looking straight into his eyes, she quietly said, "I really am a bad girl Jack. It is nice to discover a new author, although you need to have a slightly sick, twisted mind to appreciate his humor. Unable to add item to List. I gave this book a five star rating because it sucked me in so hard that I stayed up all night to read it, cover to cover. Not all sexy stories have perfect endings. I started this and thought "Really? One really amazing new character, and one really not balances this second book out. You Suck: A Love Story is a Humorous novel by Christopher Moore. You Suck: A Love Story: 2 (Bloodsucking Fiends) by Moore, Christopher at AbeBooks.co.uk - ISBN 10: 0060590300 - ISBN 13: 9780060590307 - William Morrow & Company - 2008 - Softcover The first edition of the novel was published in 2007, and was written by Christopher Moore. In other words the perfect sixteen year old. Why? GREAT ending. Plot. Paperback. We’d love your help. The opening line is a classic “You bitch, you killed me! The book was published in multiple languages including English, consists of 328 pages and is available in Hardcover format. YOU SUCK. The real gem of the book, though, is Allison a.k.a Abby Normal the Perky Goth Girl minion our protagonists recruit despite being two of the dumbest vampires in the history of fiction. We'll see if the sequel improves things. The book YOU SUCK was okay too. Read You Suck: A Love Story (A Love Story #2) online free from your iPhone, iPad, android, Pc, Mobile. Love it! The story of You Suck continues directly from the previous novel, Bloodsucking Fiends.Jody, one of the mature suckers and a newly minted vampire, has remained in San Francisco despite her promise to the police to move away after previous incidents. ", This is my first Chris Moore book. Enter Abby Normal. Shipping cost, delivery date, and order total (including tax) shown at checkout. Languages: Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Buy You Suck CD: A Love Story Unabridged by Moore, Christopher, Bennett, Susan, Moore, Christopher (ISBN: 9780061227189) from Amazon's Book Store. A massage turns into a succulent treat. The first time that I sucked a cock was whenI was 16 and it was a neighbor he was 16 also we had need liftting weights in the basement of my house when he was bench pressing. I didn't love it but I didn't hate it either. What I probably wouldn't accomplish as well as the Dark Lord Flood is the dry wit and wise cracks, which make this book a joy to read. Help others learn more about this product by uploading a video! You Suck: A Love Story by Christopher Moore. Paperback. However, I realize the problem here is more with me than it is with Moore. This is my second foray into Christopher Moore and as with the first go around, I found myself fighting to care about the story. Add tags for "You suck : a love story". 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